an inspector knocked on the door.
the six year old boy opened the door and the inspector asked the kid wheres his parents be at? the kid went to the kitchen to call his mom. the mom was cutting a turkey and she accidentally cut her finger. she yells out "FUCK!" the six year old asks what does that mean. the mom says "uh, um it means im cutting a turkey." the six year old boy then went to go call his dad. the dad was taking a big heavy box to the attic and dropped it on his foot. he screams out "SHIT" the six year old boy says what does that mean? the dad says "it means im taking a box to the attic" The six year old boy goes back to the inspector and tells the inspector that his mom is fucking a turkey and his dad is taking a shit in the attic.
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