A teacher comes over to a student's house for a parent teacher meeting. The mom is making turkey in the kitchen and the dad is shaving for the occasion. The teacher rings the doorbell and the student answers and allows the teacher to come in. The teacher asks, "What are your parents doing?" The student goes to check in on his mom first. While cutting the turkey the mom cuts a finger and yells "**FUCK!**" Then the student goes to the bathroom to see how his dad is doing. The Dad cuts himself while shaving and yells "**SHIT!**" The student then comes back down and tells the teacher, "My mom is fucking a turkey in the kitchen and my dad is shitting himself in the bathroom."
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