the American businessman arrives a day early for his meeting with his Japanese business colleague and being quite the tourist he decides to hit the the town. He goes to a couple of sushi bars and loosens up a bit, he meets an attractive women at one of the karaoke bars and after quite a while of trying to have a conversation with her using his phone's translation he realizes that she is in fact an escort and arranges for her services for the night.
He takes the women to his Tokyo hotel and they have passionate sex, he takes her in every possible position he could think of and at the height of their shared climax she screams at the top of her lungs
*Machigatta ana*, **Machigatta ana**, ohhh ***Machigatta ana!!!!***
He withdraws and explodes all over her tiny asian frame and collapses in rapture next to her on the bed. She very sheepishly withdraws to the bathroom and washes herself, dresses quietly and leaves the hotel.
Later the next day after a pleasant day touring the new factory with his business associate they leave to go play golf. The pair play several holes and then as luck would have it the American hits his first ever hole in one!! He is so amazed and take by the event that he screams at the top of his lungs ***Machigatta ana!!!!***
The Japanese colleague smiles strangely at the man and looks down at the pin, and back and the American and says "What do you mean the wrong hole?"
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