A Black Guy, a Gay Guy, and Jewish Guy...

...are all best friends. They get into a car wreck and all three die. As they stand before God, God says, "I will give you all another chance, but under conditions - black guy, you have to stop stealing, gay guy, you have to stop ass raping people that bend over in fron of you, and jew guy, you have to stop being so cheap.

They all agree, and are sent back to Earth.

Still shocked by the recent event, they decide to go to a bar to relax. Sitting at the bar, the black guy looks over and sees someone's shot unattended. He takes it, drinks it, and drops dead immediately.

Now with the reality of the situation sunken in, the Jew guy and the gay guy get up and run out.

On the way out, the Jew guy sees a nickel and bends down to get it, and the instant after, the gay guy dropped dead.

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