Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This beautiful women will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam says, "Wow God, that sounds great! What does a woman like this cost?"
God replies, "Well Adam, it will cost you an arm and a leg.."
Adam contemplates the deal and says, "Gee, I don't know God.. That's a lot to give for a woman. What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
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