A Bear walks into a Bar.

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars here"
"Why the hell not" the bear demands.
"Because it's unethical, because its the damn rules, and because I SAID SO"
"Well, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat all of your customers, starting with that woman right there" the bear says motioning at the patron next to him.
"LOOK!" The bartender exclaims "I'm a barkeep, not a bearkeep, and I don't serve no beers, to no bears, in no bars, or no place else, and no threat you can make is gonna change that, so you do whatever it is you gotta do, but you ain't gettin no beer from me"
The bear grabs the woman off of her barstool, rips her into two pieces and chomps her down in a few bites. He turns back to the barkeep, blood in his jowls, and demands "now give me a beer!!"
"Sorry" the barkeep chuckles "we don't serve beers to bears on drugs"

"What do you mean? I'm not on drugs"

"Sure you are... That was a bar bitch you ate"