A bear and a bunny

The bear wants to mess with the bunny and stops him once while he is running through the forest.

Bear: "Say four."

Bunny: "Four."

Bear " Your ass is sore. Hehehe, got you."


The bunny gets mad at the bear and decides to get back at her. He follows her the next day and stops her.

Bunny: " Say eight."

Bear: "Eight."

Bunny: "Go fuck yourself, you dumb bitch."

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