..then one guy has to pee so he finds a bush and start doing his duty when he got bit on the crouch by a cobra snake.
He yells to his friend to call for help, so his friend calls emergency line. After describing the snake, he's told that he needs to suck on the wound to get venom out or his friend will die.
He comes back to his friend who asks what they said, he answered : "they said you're gonna die".
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