Kc: omg feel like i’m married to A polar bear
Sam: so go to Alaska marry a polar bear but divorce first but let me get ya pension first
Kc: lolz sorry but that’s how you act
Sam: so tonight go outside and go sleep with the polar bear too
Kc: I’m use to fury pink keeping me warm in that cold weather
Will: lmao how you know it’s pink?
Kc: cause I seen it when I slept with your sister the first time.
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