A young bird left late on his first southern migration and was caught in an early freezing rain causing him to land in a barnyard, unable to fly and freezing to death.
As he crouched there shivering and freezing to death, by chance the last of the farmer's cows plopped a load of manure on the bird as it passed into the barn. The bird was warmed up by the poo and began to flex his wings as the ice melted. Anticipating his resumption of the flight to a warmer climate the young bird began to chirp his happy song.
The farmer's cat heard the chirping from his box on the porch and wandered over to investigate. He saw the bird, pounced, dragged it out of the poop and ate the poor bird before returning to his box with a satisfied smile.
A wise person will take three lessons from this event:
- Not everyone that craps on you in this life is your enemy.
- Not everyone that pulls you out of the poo is your friend.
- When you are up to your next in doo-doo and you are happy, keep your mouth shut!
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