There's a big casino nearby a big law firm. On Thursday night the lawyers get together and take a couple dollars each to bet on roulette. They split the money they earn (if any).
Well as they enter the casino on Thursday, everyone waves to them and says, "here comes the firm." Once they're inside the casino owner approaches them and informs them that they have a new game that's really catching on with patrons.
The game involves taking a bunch of words out of the dictionary, like "gun", "fire", or "doll" and putting them on a table. Then an unknowing person is brought inside and he/she chooses one of ten words. If a patron guesses the word they choose correctly, they win 100 times their bet.
The one trick to the game is that the words aren't shown to the people who bet. They have to guess what type of word the unsuspecting person will choose, like a "manly" word or a "humorous" word.
The firm thinks it'll be a hoot to try out, so they walk back into the new gambling parlor. They're shown a picture of a huge weightlifter with big, burly muscles. A bunch of other patrons have put down "manly" or "strong" for their bets. But a partner at the firm notices that the weightlifter has a My Little Pony pink bracelet on his wrist. They write down their adjective and hand it to the owner of the casino.
He starts reading off the bets:
"The manly word, bets Mr. Carloff"
"The scary word, bets Mr. James"
The casino owner looks at the next bet and smiles.
*"The girly word, bets the firm."*
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