The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman!
Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Brokeback Batman: The Movie. No seriously it's a Bane breaks Batman's back thing because well Brokeback Batman. Get it? *sign* I don't thing this joke is even funny.
*Breaks Bat's back* Batman: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Brokeback Batman: The Movie. In theaters July-we-don't-care-2020.
Batman: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Coming soon: Wrong! The Lex Luthor Experience starring Kevin Spacey.
Lois: Superman will never....
Lex: WRONG!!!!
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