"You have observed the great white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his warts and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these adventures, in your opinion where did the great white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official and then replied, “When great white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty ruffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and slowly moved his hand across his chest. By this point, the government official had already realized that this was not Indian Chief Two Beagles at all but American actor and philanthropist Mark Ruffalo, from the critically- acclaimed 2010 dramatic comedy "The Kids Are All Right."
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