A American, a Canadian, and an Englishman run out of gas at night near a farm...

They ask the farmer if they can spend the night and go get gas in the morning. He says sure but warns them that if any of them touch his pretty daughter that he will know about it and wont be happy. They all agree and head to bed.

In the middle of the night the Canadian can't stop thinking about the sexy farmers daughter, so he sneaks into her room and comes out a little later and goes back to sleep. The Englishman notices him coming back and decides that if a Canadian could get lucky so could he. So he sneaks off too. Later when he gets back the American doesn't want to be left out and he sneaks off too.

The next morning the farmer calls the men outside and says "I wanted to send you off with a good breakfast. So why don't each of you go into my nice fruit garden over there and pick your favorite fruit to eat?"

Excited the men go to get their fruit. Soon the Englishman comes back with some grapes, the farmer takes them and says "I know what you did last night!" He bends the Englishman over and starts cramming the grapes up his ass.

Next the Canadian comes back with a couple apples and see's the Englishman rolling on the ground crying. The farmer takes the apples and says "I know what you did last night!" And starts cramming them up his ass. But the Canadian just starts laughing hysterically.

Confused, the farmer asks "What are you laughing about!? I'm shoving apples up your ass!" To which the Canadian replies "My friend is picking water melons!"