A 4th grader comes home from school one day and goes running up to his mom and says
"Mommy i had sex with a teacher today!"
The mom is astonished and cannot figure out what to do so she sends him to his father to tell him the news.
After congratulating him with his impressive feat, he tells him to grab his shoes to go buy that bike he's been wanting for a job well done.
They got the bike and go says "go on son, get on that thing and start riding!"
And the son says, "i cant dad, my bum still hurts"
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