[NSFW] A man is queuing at the supermarket

when the woman behind him taps on his shoulder:
"You know I have one of your children? He is such a sweet child, smart and funny. And he looks just like you!"
Stunned the man replies: "What! How? That's impossible!"
"Oh don't worry I am so blessed to have him!"
Now very angered, the man goes on: "In 21 years of marriage I have never even once cheated on my wife! .... Well maybe except that one time during that disgusting orgy."
He takes a second look at her and realizes her face seems familiar. "Wait... Are you that woman I railed on the washing machine while this dude was fucking my ass with a giant cucumber?"
"Huu I don't think so, I am just your son's English teacher."

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