When he gets home, his mom asks him "What did you learn at school today?"
He replies, "I learned that I have the biggest dick in the class!"
Quite confused his mother asks "How in the world did you figure that out?!"
The boy says "Well, we were on a break and I went into the bathroom.. I looked at the boy on the left and I was bigger than him, then I looked at the boy on the right and again, I was bigger! Mom, is it because I'm black?"
His mom sighs and says "No, it's not because you're black! It's because you're 17 and still in the 6th grade!"
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