He sets the octopus down on the bar with $500 and says "this octopus can play any instrument put in front of him. If you don't believe me put $100 on the table, and bring him any instrument, if he can't play it you can keep all the money that's been put down." Naturally, several patrons come up with instruments, the first with a guitar. The octopus picks it up, looks it over for a moment, and then begins playing licks that would put Jimmy Hendrix to shame. The next guy brings up a violin, the octopus looks at it for a second then starts playing a song that brings everyone to tears. This goes on for a bit and the octopus and his friend rack up a good amount of cash. The bartender decides that he's had enough do he goes out to his car and grabs his bagpipes. He sets them down in front of the octopus and the octopus just stares at it. After a minute or so the guy senses something might be wrong and he leans in and asks the octopus "hey man do you know how to play that thing?" And the octopus says "Play it? If I can figure out how it's pajamas come off I'm going to fuck it!"
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