1.Whenever you get excited you get a plastic bag pleaced over
your head and placed in a dark hole.
2.Your neighbor is an ass.
3.Your best friends is a pussy.
4.Wenever your stressed your two friends dissapear to the north.
5.You shrink when wet.
6.One word: ZIPPERS
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