Mr. Smith died (Rus. Trans.)

A doctor comes to work one day, and sees one of the nurses crying.
"Why are you crying, Mary?" he asks her.
"Don't you know doctor? Mr. Smith died."
The doctor doesn't know who Mr. Smith is, so he asks the nurse but she just goes on crying.
The doctor, mystified, goes to his office, and on his way sees that all the nurses are crying. He decides to get to the bottom of this and goes to the morgue. A red faced nurse shows him the new corpse with the tag 'Mr. Smith'. The doctor is shocked to see that the dead man has a two foot long dick.
"This has to be saved for science's sake," thinks the doctor. He gets a big glass jar, fills it with preserving liquid, then cuts off the giant penis and puts it into the jar. He then puts the jar into a bag.
When he comes home the same day, he takes out the jar and calls for his wife. "Hey honey, look what I brought today from work." His wife comes into the room, sees the jar, and cries: "OH MY GOD! Did Mr. Smith die?"

Edit: Grammar and else. Thanks everybody