3 Mice and their bravado (NSFW - words used)

3 Mice are sitting at the bar, smashing a few cold ones back...

The first Mouse, wanting to showcase his toughness tells the other two of how a RAT trap sprung on him, but instead of keeling over and dying he lifted the bar off of himself and feasted on the cheese with no problems whatsoever...


The second Mouse tells the other two of how he ate an entire box of poison pellets and the only thing wrong with him was having gas for a couple days...


With this the third Mouse gets up to leave. The other two Mice are asking why he is going and the third Mouse says...

"Eh i'm drunk, bored and horny... Time to go home and f**k the CAT, again"

:D :D :D

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