each of them are told that they get to have one item in unlimited supply during their time in prison. The first man, an alcoholic, asks for an unlimited supply of beer. The second man, a book worm, asks for an unlimited access to the library. The third man, a smoker, asks for an unlimited supply of cigarettes. When the first man is released from prison, he says "It wasn't all bad, I had my beer to keep me content!". When the second man is released from prison, he says "Could have been worse! At least I had my books to keep me entertained!". When the third man is released from prison, he says "Anyone got a lighter?"
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