"Ouch!" Screams the elephant. She limps on down the path but is in extreme pain, yelping with each step.
She comes across an ant. The ant says, "I hear yelping every time you step. You hurt?"
"Yes." Says the elephant, "I stepped on a thorn."
"I can get that out for you." Says the ant. "On one condition. You have to let me fuck you in the ass."
The elephant bursts into laughter and says, "Is that all? Well ok then, get it out and climb aboard."
The ant pulls the thorn from the elephants foot then climbs up her leg to her back and starts going to town. He is humping away when the elephant starts down the trail again. Two steps down the trail and the elephant steps on a another, bigger thorn.
"OUCH, OH OW, OH MY GOD!!!" Screams the elephant.
The ant replies, "That's right bitch take it, take it all!!!"
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