Your last day on Earth is supposed to be your worst...

... And St. Peter decides who gets into Heaven based on how shitty their last day's been. Well, there's 3 guys and the first guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks, "Why's your day been so terrible?"

And the guy replies, "Well, my wife's been actin funny for a few months now. She used to be all lovey to me and cookin for me and within the past month, not one home-cooked meal, so I figured maybe she's been cheatin on me or sometin. So, I went home early today, on my lunch break, and the door was unlocked! I already knew somethin was up. I hear the shower runnin, the bed sheets are all tossed about, so I start lookin for this guy. I'm tearin up my place, lookin in closets, under the bed, nothin. As I go into the kitchen to search the pantry, I see this guy yackin away on his cell phone, laughin with one of his buddies. I get so enraged at this douchebag, I throw my fridge at him! Well, somehow, the cord had gotten wrapped around my feet and I also fall to my death. So now I'm here."

"Your wife was cheating on you, you exacted revenge, and YOU died? Man, that sucks. Go on into Heaven."

Then the second guy arrives and St. Peter asks about his day.

"Well, I had gone out for a smoke, I lived in a high-rise and I didn't like smoking inside, and somehow I locked myself out on my balcony. Well, I decided that I'd try to climb down but after a few, I figured 7 more would be too much. So I called my friend who owns a cherry-picker and he started razzing me about my predicament and I was laughing at the stupidity of it, too when I look over and see this maniac hurling a refrigerator at me! And now I'm here."

"Oh, man, that's awful! Right out of the blue like that? Man. Go on into Heaven."

Finally the third guy gets up there, and St. Peter asks, "So how was your last day the worst?"

"Okay, get this, I'm hiding naked in this guy's refrigerator."

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