3 idiots sailing for an adventure...
Caught in a storm...
Splashed on an island...
When the 3 woke up they found out they are caught by a tribe in the island..
After waking up the 3 was brought to the tribe king...
Tribe king: " I will let you live in our island and treat you as our kin but you have to do my challenge fo you 3 or else I kill you, and you dont have a choice"
3 : yes yes ok
TK: you 2 (david and samson) go far , i will not let you hear my challenge for him
... The 2 went away...
TK: you, bring me 3 pcs of any fruit but the 3 should be same kind
... Adam webt back with 3 apples
TK: ok put that inside your arse.. And while doing that you cant say a word, i should not hear any bit of voice coming from you nor any expression on your face or else i will cut your head off
.. Adam was halfway on the 1st apple .. TK heard Adam say "ugh" .. Head was cut off
TK: you next (david) ..
.. The king gave same challege to David.. David took 1 hour before he came back so the TK made a decision to send off SAmson with the same challenge as he is An impatient king...
.. David returned with 3 grapes..
.. Same challenge as Adam.. He was on the 3 grape but he suddenly laugh and his head was cut.. DEAD!
.. Adam and david saw each other in heaven and talked...
A: hey yours was so easy why did you laugh on the last grape!
D:I FUCKIN SAW SAMSON COMING BACK WITH 3 JACKFRUIT!!
Eos
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