The cannibals catch them and say"bring us 10 fruits or we will kill you" the first man comes back with ten carrots the cannibals tell him"we'll stick them all up your ass if you dont move a muscle we'll let you live" they force the first one up his ass he doesnt say anything but as soon as they touch the other carrot he says Ow! They throw him in a cage the second man comes back with ten berries they tell him the same thing and start filling him up they stick the first one he doesnt say anything then the second one the the 3rd 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th but as soon as they stick the 10th on up his ass he starts laughing they throw him in a cage next to the other guy ,he says"DUDE you were doing so well why'd you laugh?" "Because i saw the other guy coming with ten watermelons"
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