Jim is performing for a school play, but he has stage-fright.
He asks his friend James for help, and he tells him to imagine the audience completely naked.
Jim is satisfied with the answer and waits until the date of the play.
Day of the play- Jim goes onstage at his queue, but right before his line he pulls down his pants and masturbates.
He's pulled off-stage and is scolded. Later that day James asks him why he pulled his pants down.
"Well, I imagined everybody naked like you told me to, and I got horny."
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