Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step."
Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write."
Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a long little doggie!"
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