for trying to steal the loot. The pirate pulls a small lamp from his pocket. He looks at it for a moment before thinking "ahh, why not" and giving it a brisk rub. Sure enough, a genie pops out.
"Hmm... set adrift, huh?" says the genie. "Been a bad boy? For that I can give you only one wish." Without thinking, the pirate blurts out;
"Make the sea rum!" There's a clap of thunder and a bright flash of lightening. When it clears the genie is gone but the sea has turned into the finest rum ever to cross a mans lips. The pirate, wide eyed and grinning, looks to his feathered companion. The parrot is not happy.
"You fucking idiot..." it squawks, "now we'll have to piss in the boat!"
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