So the two decide that the nest day they will both cuss at breakfast the next morning, the young one decides to say ass, the oldest says he will say damn, so the next morning their mother asks them what they would like, the oldest says "give me some of them damn cheerios." And WHAM! the mother slaps him off his chair and turns to the youngest one and asks, well what would you like? And he replies "you can bet your sweet ass I don't want any of them damn cheerios!"
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