A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a bowl of chili. The bartender says "I'm sorry, the old man next to you got the last bowl". He looks over and see's the old man reading the paper and a full bowl of chili sitting in front of him, so he orders a drink and some wings, even though he really wanted that chili. About 20 minutes later, the man looks over and see's the still full bowl of chili, and asks the old man "Hey man, are you gonna eat that". The old man glances over from his paper and pushes the bowl of chili towards him. He takes a bite and it's the best chili he's ever had, so he starts to devour it. He's about half way through with the bowl when he spoons up the ass end of a dead rat, gets sick and pukes back into the bowl. The old guy looks over and says "That's about as far as I got too".
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