Old lady wants to join biker gang
She parks her bike in the front yard and pounds on the door of the clubhouse.
A rather amused yet bad ass biker answers the door,
Seeing her HOG in the front he asks her some questions,
You shoot pool? He asks.
I shoot 9 ball and smoke cigars. She replied.
You ever been tattooed? He inquired.
She shows him her "sonny ???? boy" tatt.
You ever been picked up by the fuzz? He wondered.
No, she says...
BUT I'VE BEEN SWUNG AROUND BY THE NIPPLES A FEW TIMES.
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