2 horses are talking to each other. One says 'man my butt hurts'
The other says 'mine hurts too! Say...you raced today right?'
'Yes' says the first one.
'Well,' the 2nd one says, 'I raced too. And after, my butt hurt!'
Then a dog walks by and says 'you idiots. They're injecting you with drugs before the race so you'll go faster. That's why your butt hurts. Because the drugs are still in you'
Then one horse says 'hey hey look! A talking dog!'
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