.....and sees a sign behind the bar, "free drinks for life if you can pass the three trails". Curious by this the man asks the bartender what the trails are.
"First you have to chug a fifth of fire water. Then we have an alligator with a sore tooth in the back and you have to remove the tooth. Lastly, we have a virgin upstairs and you have to sleep with her."
Giving it some thought he decides against it. As the night continues and liquid courage begins to take effect be decides to try the trails. He begins to chug the fire water, tears streaming down his face.
The bartender then brings him to the back room, after a few minutes horrible sounds eminent from the room and then silence. The man comes out the room and the bartender leads him upstairs. Again a few minutes pass and then horrific sounds come from upstairs. After a few minutes pass the man comes down with a look of pride upon his face.
"I drank your fire water, had sex with your alligator, and pulled the sore tooth from your virgin."
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