Son of a Bitch

A priest was fishing in the old country when he caught a really big fish. He hauled it up on the bank and this guy walked up and looked at it. He looked over at the priest and said, "Wow, that's a big son of a bitch!" The priest looked over and said, My son, I'm a man of the cloth. You shouldn't talk like that." The guy looks at him and says, "That's what we call those fish in this part of the country." The priest was like, oh, okay.

So, the priest takes the fish back to where he lives and a nun walks up and says, "Wow, did you catch that on your fishing trip?" The priest proudly holds the fish up and says, "Yes, I caught this son of a bitch!" The nun looks at him and says, "Father!" The priest says, "That's what they call these fish where I caught it!" The nun says, "Would you like for me to clean that son of a bitch for you?" The priest says, "That will be fine." So the nun is carrying it to clean when another nun walks up and ask where she got it. The nun carrying the fish replies,"The father caught this son of a bitch!" The nun that asked says, "Sister!" The nun carrying the fish says, "That's what the father said they're called!" The other nun says, "I'll bake that son of a bitch after you clean it then!"

Well, low and behold the pope shows up for dinner. Everyone finishes dinner and the pope is sitting there and he looks around, leans back and says, "That was a fine meal you cooked for the Pontiff." Well the priest didn't want to be outdone and he jumps up and exclaims, "I caught that son of a bitch!" The nun that cleaned it jumps up and says, "I cleaned that son of a bitch!" Well the other nun didn't want to be left out and she jumps up and says, "And I baked that son of a bitch!" Upon hearing this the pope looks around and says with a loud voice, "You know what? You motherfuckers are alright!"

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