and when he drops his pants, the doctor notices that the gentelmen has extremely brown testicles. The doctor says "Wow, I have never seen such brown testicles, how did you get these?!"
The patient calmly states "this is none of your business,sir. Please just finish the examination"
The Docotor asks him again "No really, come on, how did you get these?"
The patient again tells him "Sir, this is a really private matter, just please finish the exam and I will be on my way."
The Doctor tells him "Oh, come on, I will give you the exam for free and a $20 dollar bill if you could just tell me where you got such brown balls!"
At this point the patient has had enough, he pulls up his pants, storms out of the office, jumps in the car and drives off.
When he gets home he is still in a terrible mood, and as soon as he walks in, he takes it out on his poor wife.
"Damn it woman! You dont do a thing around here! The kids are filthy, the house is a mess, what the hell do you do all day?!?!"
She snaps back "You know you could help me! I am so busy around here I dont have time to wipe my own ass!"
He shouts "Thats another thing I want to talk to you about!!!!"
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