I left my wife

At the grocery store. I told her I would wait in the car. What I didn't tell her was that I would move the car to the other end of the parking lot, and watch for her to come out.

Something tells me that after 15 minutes of searching, she'll feel the same way I did in the dairy section. Which butter is healthiest, she wondered, after reading the first 3 labels. She's probably still reading them. I can't wait to learn which one she'd chosen.

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