Co-president's Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in a car accident and died. They went to the gates of heaven where they appeared before God. God sat on his thrown, and told them that they must each step forward, one at a time, and give their name and what they accomplished in life to deserve to be permitted into heaven.
Al Gore approached God and said "My name is Al Gore, and I was the Vice President of the United States of America."
God replied, "Well, that is very impressive, come on in."
Then Bill Clinton approached God and said, "My name is Bill Clinton, and I was the President of the United States of America."
God Replied, "That is even more impressive, come on in."
Then Hillary approached God and demanded, "My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton, and what are you doing in MY chair??
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