Doctor said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me!
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of
a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded. "And what do you do?"
� I push them away."
� I, see. What do you want me to do?"
The patient says. "Break my arms."
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