What is a teacher's favorite candy?
Thesis Pieces
Teacher Jokes
A young boy planted a seed...
One day a young boy planted a seed in his backy...
When I was a kid my English teacher looked my way and said, "name two pronouns."
I said, " who, me?"
Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?
It wasn't her job to educate people.
What does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Some musician related jokes
Why can't a clarinet player keep a girlfriend? ...
Eating mommy's p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Classroom Jokes
It was oral examination in the standard two. T...
Teacher and her 3 boy students
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a s...
My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was....
Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.
When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
...
Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?
He had to work it out with a pencil.
Logic Lesson
A Fourth-grade teacher was giving a lesson and ...
water
Water Teacher: What is the formula for water?
...
The Teacher and the Student
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was ...
The Pink Feather
Once, before the age of the internet, there was...
My friend's teacher everyone :
Help me please! There's a little plane on my ph...
A guy and a blind german?
He takes a long swig and when he approaches the...
WW2 pilot recalls a morning patrol in front of son's school class
A grade school teacher, who was doing a unit on...
Animals.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
What are some really stupid jokes?
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, wh...
My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper
She said my work was very derivative
Little Johnny at the playground
Finding one of her students making faces at oth...
Pity
Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blac...
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.