A joke/story about the Berlin Airlift
So last year when I was taking AP US History we...
Teacher Jokes
Confessional booth
Less common than we'd like to see in Northern I...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elepha...
kid and english teacher
When I was a kid, my english teacher looked my ...
In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking
Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness.
Pi
My teacher brought two pies to class for pi day...
During a marriage preparation class, the teacher asked how many kissable areas there are on a woman's body
One guy said, "18."
A French guy in the back y...
Student: Sir, can i ask a question?
**STUDENT**: Sir, can I ask a question?
**TEAC...
A Sentence That Starts with "I"
In the classroom the teacher is asking a studen...
Why was the teacher with no eyes unsuccesfull?
He had no pupils.
Home Work Jokes
jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something ...
Homework & On the Bus
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did...
Teacher: "Okay class, today we are going to talk about democracy"
Students: "Why?"
Teacher: "Because I say it"
My stats teacher told me I was average.
I thought that was mean.
Teacher to Johnny....
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Billy was on his phone in Biology class...
The teacher got mad and randomly called on Bill...
Researchers found that students of a teacher who regularly took LSD lived extraordinarily long lives.
It seems his pupils die late.
A teacher asks her student about his favorite tree...
Teacher: "Bob, which tree do you love most?"
B...
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Teacher- "what does a chicken give you?"
Stude...
I had to write a Geography Essay..
We had to write about a topic, so I picked "Ken...
Little Johnny...
It is near the Christmas break of the school ye...
"Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken gi...
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know can you?
Student: Well, ...