Caddy replies

#10
Golfer: ''I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.''
Caddy: ''Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.''


#9
Golfer: ''Think I'm gonna go drown myself in the lake.''
Caddy: ''Think you can keep your head down that long?''


#8
Golfer: ''Do you think my game is improving?''
Caddy: ''Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.''


#7
Golfer: ''Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?''
Caddy: "Eventually.''


#6
Golfer: ''You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.''
Caddy: ''I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.''


#5
Golfer: ''Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction.''
Caddy: ''It's not a watch. It's a compass.''


#4
Golfer: ''How do you like my game?''
Caddy: ''Very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf.''


#3
Golfer: ''Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?''
Caddy: ''The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.''


#2
Golfer: ''This is the worst course I've ever played on.''
Caddy: ''This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.''


#1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer: ''That can't be my ball; it's too old.''
Caddy: ''It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.''


Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Yisman