Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

The game of golf!


In primitive society, when native tribes beat ...

Golfing Gas


Two couples went out golfing together. The me...

Handicap golf


A guy about to tee off was approached by a man...

Someone died playing golf


Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf la...

Golf


Two women were playing golf one sunny morning....

Olympics


Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympi...

Ready for some Football?


An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
Aft...

Basketball on the roof


There were 3 basketball players, one each from...

A hack golfer


A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country ...

She's much better


A college football lineman married one of the ...

O.J. Simpson vs. John Elway


What do O.J. Simpson and John Elway have in co...

Five Questions Most Feared By Men


The 5 questions most feared by men are:
1. Wh...

The cricket match


The cricket match is really boring - no runs, ...

Cell Phone


Several men are in the locker room of a golf c...

Touched By Dallas Cowgirl


Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Co...

Things I've Learned from My Children


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
...

Something Fishy


One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get...

Game of hockey!


One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar...

Sports? Nah.....


I wanted to have a career in sports when I was...

Mixed football jokes


A burglary was recently committed at West Ham'...

Baseball games


Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games?
...

Sports Laws:


Nothing is ever so bad that it can't be made w...

Kid's Wisdom


Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick...

Genie


A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round...

Beckham and Posh Spice


Q: What do Beckham and Posh Spice both have in...