Cell Phone


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the handsfree speaker-function and begins to talk.


MAN: "Hello."


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Can I buy it?"


MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$60,000"


MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $740,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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