Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

The Best Time?


When is the best time to fake an orgasm?


Whe...

Terrible Lover


A man and woman the morning after their honeym...

He decided to stick it out for one more year!


Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thin...

What's the definition of a Yankee?


Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same...

Making love


Q. what is the definition of "making love"?
a...

Hundred bucks


Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have i...

What do blondes say


Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Gu...

Whats the square root of 69?


Whats the square root of 69?


ANSWER -- EIGHT...

Doctor's Orders


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor'...

Drugs have a generic name.


Generic Drug Names:


Tylenol is Acetaminophen...

A Nun's Confession


A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked he...

Flea Travels


A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and h...

The most popular


Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beac...

Sure


Why Do Irishmen Wear 2 Condoms??


To be sure,...

"X" marks the one!


How does a Redneck practice safe sex?


He put...

Brownies


Fred sees his friend Tom walkin down the stree...

Lots of Q and A


Q: What's the speed limit of sex?


A: 68; at ...

Being faithful?


Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th weddi...

The Top 13 Signs You're Taking Your Breakup Too Hard


13> The tears flow in the produce section a...

Psychoanalysis


Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than ...

Nice Trick


Three guys are walking down the beach when the...

Mono and herpes


Question: Do you know the difference between m...

Kermit's Finger


Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Pi...

Getting what you ask for!


A traveler knocked on the door of the house wh...

How to Sell Lawnmowers


A young man just got a new job running the reg...