As twins were getting married, on the same day, they couldn't
find a place for their hunny moon. So they asked their mom
where they should go. The mom said they should stay at her
house for a few days. SO, the first night went by and the mom
went up to the doors and said to the first girl, "hunny are you
in there?" The gurl replied, "Yes!" The mom went to the second
grls door and said, "Hunny are you in there?" She replied "OOH
YESS!" So the next night she went to the rooms and said to the
first grl "Hunny are you in there?" She replied "OH YES OH YES"
The mom went to the second grl and said "HUNNY are you in
there?" There was no answer and so the mom asked in the
morning.. "Why didn't you answer me last night?" The grl
replied, "Mom, you told me never to talk w/ my mouth full!"
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