A lady has an ugly divorce with her husband. One day she finds a
lamp. She rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie told her, "I will make 3 of your wishes come true...
BUT, the wish you ask for will be done 10 times more to your
husband."
The lady though for a second and says, "Ok, I want to be the
richest lady ever. I want to be the prettiest lady ever. And I
want a little-bitsy heart attack...."
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