The Coffin

It was about 2:00 A.M, and a man had just left the bar and was
walking home when he heard steady footsteps behind him. Being a
little nervous, the man began to walk quicker...so the did
footsteps. The man turned around and saw a coffin following
him. He quickened his pace more...and so did the coffin. The
man was now terrified and started to run home. He looked to see
if the coffin was still behind him, and it was. The man was
only a few yards from his front door. When he got to the door,
he opened it, slammed it and locked it. He stood back to look
at the door, not knowing what else to do. The coffin began to
knock on the door forcefully, and all of a sudden, the coffin
broke the door down and came after the man. The man ran
upstairs into the bathroom, slammed and locked the door. The
coffin broke through that door and began opening and shutting
it's lid at the man. The man looked for something to defend
himself, so he opened the medecine cabinet. The only thing he
could find was a bottle of cough syrup, so he threw it inside
the coffin. The coffin stopped.