School Jokes

School Jokes

Crazy Laws in California


Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.


-Anim...

Yo mama's so fat


Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she...

How to Annoy People at Work


How to Annoy People at Work


1)Leave the copy...

British Left Waffles on Falkland


British Left Waffles on Falkland islands Lung ...

abstract noun


"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...

Discussing Jonah


The mean sunday school teacher was teaching th...

Assembly Required


A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wa...

At my University's Student center


At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "...

Making faces


Finding one of her students making faces at ot...

You're a redneck ... your mother has gotten


You're a redneck if.... Your mother has gotten...

In_law


What do you call a nun who just passed her bar...

Ways to Annoy People


1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, re...

Early Reindeer Retirement Package


TO: Public Release


RE: Organizational Change...

Witches


What is the only subject witches pass in schoo...

GCSEs


This is a compilation of actual student GCSE a...

A severly disturbed


A severly disturbed geography teacher killed s...

More Obi wan sons


What would Obi Wan say to his noisy sons.


O...

Feeling she was making progress


A blonde began a job as an elementary school c...

Sleep Well?


Tom had this problem of getting up late in the...

A 2nd grader


A 2nd grader comes home from school one day an...

The Los Angeles


The Los Angeles Board of Education has OK'd a ...

great white settlers


When the first settlers in the 'Great White No...

Why I'm tired


Yes, I'm tired. For several years I've been bl...

The 4 engineers.


Once there were four engineers traveling in a ...

Class paper


A child at a Christian school was studying the...