A 2nd grader comes home from school one day and tells her mom, "Today I
learned how to make babies!" The mother was aghast and sent the girl upstairs to
her room until the father came in. After he had talked to the daughter he told
his wife, 'Yeah, she told me you just drop the Y and add IES."
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